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  • 20 October 2005
    Here's a good one!
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    Alright, it's not John Donne, but It's pretty stinkin' good.


    "Poem For People That Are Understandably Too Busy To Read Poetry"
    by Stephen Dunn

    Relax. This won't last long.
    Or if it does, or if the lines
    make you sleepy or bored,
    give in to sleep, turn on
    the T.V., deal the cards.
    This poem is built to withstand
    such things. Its feelings
    cannot be hurt. They exist
    somewhere in the poet,
    and I am far away.
    Pick it up anytime. Start it
    in the middle if you wish.
    It is as approachable as melodrama,
    and can offer you violence
    if it is violence you like. Look,
    there's a man on a sidewalk;
    the way his leg is quivering
    he'll never be the same again.
    This is your poem
    and I know you're busy at the office
    or the kids are into your last nerve.
    Maybe it's sex you've always wanted.
    Well, they lie together
    like the party's unbuttoned coats,
    slumped on the bed
    waiting for drunken arms to move them.
    I don't think you want me to go on;
    everyone has his expectations, but this
    is a poem for the entire family.
    Right now, Budweiser
    is dripping from a waterfall,
    deodorants are hissing into armpits
    of people you resemble,
    and the two lovers are dressing now,
    saying farewell.
    I don't know what music this poem
    can come up with, but clearly
    it's needed. For it's apparent
    they will never see each other again
    and we need music for this
    because there was never music when he or she
    left you standing on the corner.
    You see, I want this poem to be nicer
    than life. I want you to look at it
    when anxiety zigzags your stomach
    and the last tranquilizer is gone
    and you need someone to tell you
    I'll be here when you want me
    like the sound inside a shell.
    The poem is saying that to you now.
    But don't give anything for this poem.
    It doesn't expect much. It will never say more
    than listening can explain.
    Just keep it in your attache case
    or in your house. And if you're not asleep
    by now, or bored beyond sense,
    the poem wants you to laugh. Laugh at
    yourself, laugh at this poem, at all poetry.
    Come on:

    Good. Now here's what poetry can do.

    Imagine yourself a caterpillar.
    There's an awful shrug and, suddenly,
    You're beautiful for as long as you live.